Ever since buy and sell signals started showing up on my Trading View charts people have asked about my super secret trading strategy.
They’ve offered money, trips, favors, food and wine to get their grubby little hands on it.
“Sorry,” I said. “Can’t do it. I’ve worked too hard to uncover the mind blowing mysteries of the market wizards. They’re like the Philosopher’s Stone or White Eyebrow Kung Fu and the Five Finger Lotus Palm of Death. I couldn’t possibly sell them because in the wrong hands they’d prove fatal.”
On the other end of the chat channel I’m usually laughing my ass off.
I find it funny that people are always looking for secrets.